Of Tesla and Tachyons

July 07, 2008

Pssst! Have I got a deal for you! For a measly $400, you can sleep better, heal faster, age more slowly, and have more energy. And that's not all! The incredible Tesla Shield (TM) -- brought to you by the fine folks at Life Technology -- also "stimulates the third eye chakra and improves intuition"; "enhances psychic abilities"; and "assists in astral projection," among other mystical benefits. Really, $400 is quite the bargain when you take all that into account.

How does it work? There's a lot of science-y sounding stuff on their Website about "bioactive modules," "harmonic oscillation," "human energy fields," and every New Ager's favorite: quantum mechanics. But the real secret ingredient behind the Tesla Shield (TM) is -- ta-da! -- tachyons! Life Technology claims that their device is a new and improved version of a "Personal Oscillator" invented by Nikola Tesla around 1907, claiming that Tesla "first described tachyon fields at the end of the 19th century." And tachyon fields, supposedly, are what supplies all living organisms with that vital life-force energy. Or something.746pxtesla_colorado_adjusted

There's a few problems with these extravagant claims. First, Our Man Nikola was a bona fide genius, and a true scientific visionary, but he was not the first to describe tachyons: technically defined as hypothetical particles/waves that travel faster than the speed of light. That honor belongs to his contemporary,  Arnold Sommerfeld, although it was Gerald Feinberg who coined the term "tachyon" in the 1960s.

And while Tesla advanced some  pretty wacky ideas, particularly later in life, on the whole, he still was grounded in the rigorous principles of science. His wilder schemes never materialized. Conceptually, the Tesla Shield seems to have its roots in the Teslascope, a radio transceiver supposedly invented by Tesla to communicate with other planets. While Tesla did muse upon this possibility, he never built anything like it.

Most importantly, tachyons don't exist -- not in our world, anyway. (Sorry, Star Trek Voyager fans. You won't be using tachyon energy to scan "subspace" any time soon, or to create bizarre space-time anomalies.) They reside in a hypothetical "mirror universe" where objects have negative mass and time runs backwards. This is due to an odd quirk of special relativity. No object with mass -- even a teensy bit of mass, like a subatomic particle --  can ever reach exactly the speed of light, never mind travel faster.

There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this, if your name is Albert Einstein. The speed of light is like a cosmic speed limit. An object will gain mass proportionally as it speeds up, getting heavier and heavier, and thus requiring ever more energy to keep accelerating -- until it got so heavy it would take an infinite amount of energy to keep accelerating to the speed of light. Only something on the other side of this imaginary space-time barrier, could travel faster than that: a tachyon.  Furthermore, as an object speeds up, time literally slows down, coming to a complete stop at exactly the speed of light. You could say that photons (particles of light) exist in a perpetual "Now." An object moving faster than light, therefore, would be traveling backwards in time -- at least from our perspective.

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The best analogy for what we might see if we encountered a tachyon is the sound wave generated by a supersonic jet. There's no way we'd see it coming, since we can only see things via light, and a tachyon moves faster than light. But after it passed, we would see it appear to split in two: one image would appear to be arriving, the other departing, particularly if  we happened to be standing in prime viewing position: smack in the path of traveling tachyon. How cool is that?

If we could travel faster than the speed of light, we, too, would travel backwards in time, leading to all kinds of complications, like the infamous Grandfather paradox: what if we traveled back in time and accidentally killed out grandfather? If we were never born, how could we then travel back in time to commit the murder in the first place? I'm sure you see the difficulty.

No wonder tachyons show up so often in science fiction. And that's where they're staying, because tachyons don't exist: there isn't a shred of experimental evidence for or against them. Even if they did, theoretical physicists concur that they still couldn't transmit information faster than the speed of light, thereby violating causality.

So the good news is, our grandparents are safe from our future homicidal selves. It's only bad news for the folks at Life Technology and their bogus Tesla Shield (TM). Still, there's a sucker born every minute. If a Tesla Shield sounds like just the ticket, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn you might be interested in purchasing.

Photos: (top) Nikola Tesla in his Colorado Springs laboratory, circa 1900. (bottom) Visualization of a tachyon in motion. Both from Wikimedia Commons.

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Jennifer Ouellette is the author of "Black Bodies and Quantum Cats: Tales from the Annals of Physics" and "The Physics of the Buffyverse", holds a black belt in jujitsu, and lives in Los Angeles with a tall cosmologist named Sean.



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