Devourer of Worlds

June 25, 2008

There's good news this week for everyone who's been fretting over whether the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) will end up destroying the universe.

For those who've been blissfully ignorant of this threat to our very existence, the LHC is that gigantic atom-smasher in Switzerland slated to turn on later this year. It's the most powerful machine of its kind ever built, and naturally that makes some people nervous. A lawsuit filed earlier this year sought to delay the start-up, citing fears that the machine would create mini-black holes that would grow and grow and grow, gobbling up all matter in its path. *gasp* Oh noes! Could this be true? Is the Earth truly doomed?

In a word: no. That's the conclusion of the latest safety assessment report from the LHC Safety Study Group.  Granted, the full report is highly technical and laden with impenetrable jargon, which doesn't help those of us without PhDs in particle physics understand the import. CERN has posted a helpful summary, and there's some additional background information here and here.

For those who just want the Cliff's Notes version, I hereby give you my own "Top 5 Reasons the LHC Will Not Destroy the Universe."

1. First, let's dispense with a common misconception: black holes don't "suck."  Good thing, too. There's a black hole of more than a million solar masses at the center of our very own Milky Way galaxy, so we would have all been sucked into the singularity long ago if this were true. Ditto for most of the other large galaxies in the cosmos. Supermassive black holes are a big part of why these galaxies form in the first place. We tend to think of them as gigantic cosmic vacuum cleaners greedily devouring everything in their wake. But mostly the black holes just sit complacently at the center, biding their time like infinitely dense spiders waiting for "prey" -- odd bits of matter that get a little too close and accidentally "trip" over the event horizon -- to fall into their "webs." (And then, of course, it truly is sayonara.)Black_hole_milkyway

2. Second, the term "mini black hole" is a bit misleading, conjuring an image of something the size of, say, a donut hole. In reality, mini black holes would be the size of a subatomic particle. The only way physicists could tell if one had been created would be well after the fact, by analyzing the "signatures" collected by the LHC detectors. (Dirty Harry sez: "You're not afraid of a subatomic particle, are ya? Well, are ya, punk?")

3. Third, it's a bit of stretch to assume that the LHC will definitely create mini-black holes. It would only do so under certain very specific -- and rare -- circumstances, if at all. Noted Harvard physicist Lisa Randall (author of Warped Passages) said as much in a recent paper (co-authored by Patrick Meade), and really, she should know. Frankly, if the LHC creates mini black holes, it would be a very exciting thing for science, since it would mean the Standard Model is not all there is to particle physics.

4. Fourth, even if those very rare circumstances transpire, the mini black holes would be extremely short lived, thanks to a little thing called Hawking radiation, after Stephen Hawking, who first proposed it. In essence, this means that a black hole will gradually evaporate over time, at a rate proportional to its size. The bigger the black hole, the longer it takes to evaporate, and the smaller the black hole, the less time it takes to evaporate. A black hole the size of a subatomic particle would wink out of existence in fractions of a second -- long before it could pose any kind of threat to the world's continued existence.

5. Finally, the most telling argument against the notion that mini-black holes will destroy the universe is that they haven't done so yet. High-energy cosmic rays routinely bombard the Earth's atmosphere and have done so for billions of years. The collisions inside the LHC won't have nearly as much energy. What's new in the latest safety assessment report is that it considers not just the cosmic ray collisions on Earth, but on every possible body throughout the observable universe. In other words, the cosmos has already done the experiment, countless times, in every corner of its being. And yet we are all still here.

So why all the hysteria surrounding the start-up of the LHC? Well, it's partly that people don't know their physics. But even when it's explained to them, they still have doubts. Why should they trust these physicists? What if it's all just a vast conspiracy to cover up some secret nefarious purpose? There's a strong undercurrent of anti-science sentiment in this country that I personally find distressing. Far too many people have this image of scientists pursuing knowledge for curiosity's sake with no thought to the risks they incur, or the potential damage wrought. That simply isn't true.

The LHC, for instance, has taken the potential risks of its experiments very seriously indeed. There were two prior safety assessment reports before the latest one, each produced by a panel of world-class experts whose conclusions were then thoroughly vetted by other world-class experts (peer review). This is the most thorough expert testimony any court could hope to have on record, obtained at considerable expense. The conspiracy would have to be far-reaching indeed if it were all just an elaborate cover-up.

It's their world, too, you know. Physicists are human beings, with families, and hobbies, and a deep desire not to blow up themselves and everything they love. So to suggest that LHC's scientists are cavalierly endangering us all in the name of science is, frankly, an insult to the world's high energy physics community. These hard-working men and women deserve better than our unfounded suspicion.

Photo: Simulated view of a black hole (of about 10 solar masses) in front of the Milky Way. Source: Wikipedia Commons

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Jennifer Ouellette is the author of "Black Bodies and Quantum Cats: Tales from the Annals of Physics" and "The Physics of the Buffyverse", holds a black belt in jujitsu, and lives in Los Angeles with a tall cosmologist named Sean.



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