From Romper Room to Va-Va-Voom

08/21/2009

In this episode we meet Disa, a 46-year-old mother of four and pediatric care coordinator. Disa’s style issue? She literally dresses like a child, because she doesn’t want to grow up. Her kids and her mother complain that she dresses too young and have called Stacy and Clinton for help.

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Her name may mean goddess, but as Stacy points out, “You ain’t dressing like one.”  During the ambush, Stacy and Clinton point out a 9-year-old who is wearing the same exact outfit as Disa. While the 9-year-old is adorable, the 46-year-old isn’t, according to them. I don’t get the impression that Disa is enthusiastic about participating. (Side note: I’d be pissed if I had to stop my amusement park fun to go watch secret footage.)

Disa works with kids and has a lot of kids, so in her mind, she’s just a “big kid at heart.” That does NOT explain or excuse the birthday-cake hat (?!) she wears all day on her birthday, even if it’s a workday. Disa tells Stacy and Clinton people shouldn’t judge her by her clothes. They counter that adults can be pretty judgmental. You tell her, guys.

Both of her daughters tell her it’s hard for them to take her seriously, because she dresses younger than them. Disa seems very reluctant to “grow up,” even as she acknowledges that her family wants her too.Hello, you are 46!

LOL at the look on Stacy’s and Clinton’s faces when they see Disa for the first time in New York City. Clinton greets her with, “You look insane.” Stacy says, “We don’t allow clowns here,” as she takes the birthday-cake hat off Disa’s head.

Her first 360-degree look is her work outfit. This outfit would work IF she were a member of the Wiggles or Romper Room, but since she isn’t, it just looks a hot mess. Stacy and Clinton ask Disa why she has such a hard time relating to adults. She responds that it means you’re getting old and you’re going to die. Does she not realize young people die all the time?

She’s got on a corduroy jumper from the ‘80s! She reminds me of Corduroy the Bear.

Sweet Shoe Goddess in the Heavens, she is wearing TWO different shoes with her third outfit! And they are BOTH ugly! Does she have such a hard time making decisions that she can’t even decide which shoes to wear? Is she 3 years old?! At this point, I’m hyperventilating.

I’m beginning to worry about Disa. She’s now stated at least four times that she is doing the makeover for her kids. Not to get Dr. Phil-ish, but anyone who tries to change for someone else will not succeed. You have to want to do it for yourself.

Disa’s Rules: Choose dresses and blouses with a cummerbund-like waist or band to create a waist. Her clothing should be made of microfiber, which is easy to wear and wash. V-necks will elongate her neck and make her appear taller and leaner. She should look for jeans with a bit of stretch and stay away from those that narrow at the knee or ankle, because everything above it will look wider in proportion.

After Stacy and Clinton throw out everything in her wardrobe, Disa confesses to never having shopped just for herself. “At this point in my life, it seems like a waste of time to try to add things to yourself to make you pretty and beautiful.” Aww, it’s never too late.

The first outfit Disa tries on while shopping is a jumper. I have to agree with Clinton; she IS like a child you tell 100 times not to jump on the bed. They just threw out all of her jumpers, why is she trying on a new one? Every outfit she tries on makes my eyes bleed.

Clinton has me rolling on the floor when he states, “Nobody wants droopy boobies,” in reference to a strapless teal dress Disa tries on.

On the second day of shopping, Clinton and Stacy call a do-over. They tell Disa to find clothing that actually follows the rules they gave her. I can’t believe it is taking her so long to find appropriate things to try on. I have to give Clinton and Stacy props. They were able to look at the dress she pulled from the rack and know it would be shapeless on her. She can’t feel pretty in pants, and it’s her mother’s fault? Clinton and Stacy do the wise thing and walk away from that comment. By the end of the day, Disa is starting to get the hang of it and feel pretty in the clothes she‘s trying on.

Ted asks Disa what she wants her hair to say about her. She responds “fun.” He tells Disa he’s going to give her fun but sexy hair. Disa is uncomfortable with the sexy idea. Although he will take her apprehension into consideration, Ted wants to push her to the next step. He colors and cuts her hair shorter in the back to show off her neck tattoo. He gives her a hairstyle that is versatile and which Disa likes a lot.

After Carmindy is finished applying Disa’s makeup, she begins to cry because she feels embarrassed that Carmindy called her pretty. Disa is thrilled with her makeup and amazed at how natural it looks.

I really like her second reveal outfit to Stacy and Clinton. The dark teal V-neck blouse and gray wide-legged trousers look very sophisticated.

She looks nice in her final reveal outfit to her friends and family. Her navy draped dress really shows off her figure. Her family is thrilled by her new look.

Total Haul:

$5,000 got Disa more than 25 outfits. These included 16 tops, six bottoms, nine dresses and two jackets.

Get Disa’s shopping list and the details from her makeover in the Episode Guide.

Is this makeover a win? Tell us what you thought

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