From Wilted Flower to Blossoming Bouquet

05/29/2009

Wntw-blog-mayim-bialik-afterStacy and Clinton ambushed former child star Mayim Bialik. She’s Blossom from the 1991-1995 TV hit “Blossom” for those of you old enough to remember -- the rest of you, Google it. My first thought before they revealed her identity was, ‘Why are people dressing like a worse version of Diane Keaton in “Annie Hall?”’ After I realized who it was, my thoughts turned to, ‘What happened to her?’

While the rest of the fashion world kept evolving, Mayim became a mother of two, earned her PH.D in neuroscience (!) and unfortunately continued to dress like her character from the TV show. At first it wasn’t easy going. It was obvious that Mayim had formed a very real and emotional attachment to her hodgepodge quirky wardrobe, which included an actual outfit she’d worn on the show! As a new mother, she also wanted clothes that could literally be tossed on with no care. She admitted to not having had a “big-girl haircut in about three years.” As Stacy put it, she was very “homeless-hippie” looking.

Stacy and Clinton showed Mayim the three mannequins, but I could tell that she wasn’t convinced those looks were really her. She really seemed to shy away from anything that was too slim-cut or showed off her body or had any real color to it. She looked overwhelmed and stated several times that she was the anti-sexy. How was this going to work out?

When they started to throw out all of her clothes, I thought Mayim would actually break down and cry. Although I have to admit that her performing her Blossom dance for a lilac cardigan was priceless. I personally would not have tapped a Jimmy Choo-clad foot for it, but everyone has different priorities. The belt, um, tie (or is it a scarf?) made out of what Clinton thought were coasters all sewn together left me agog. I could see the utility in carrying your own coaster set to a party after Clifton mentioned it. After they were done going through her wardrobe, I think three pieces were left.

The first day of shopping did not go too well. Some of the stuff she picked up make me rolls my eyes almost as much as Stacy and Clifton did. A green sweater with a beige mid-calf skirt, grey stockings and beige shoes? I think all three of us gasped aloud at the same moment.

I admit my heart melted when she confessed to being a new mom and not really making time for herself. She also said she still feels like she’s at her heaviest weight, even though that’s no longer true. I started feeling like the green-grey-beige mash-up outfit wasn’t that hideous.

I quickly snapped back into reality when she said she didn’t understand the outfit they picked out for her in the store. What is wrong with a perfectly lovely green print dress with a high belt? Why would you wear the belt low? That just makes you look like you have more of a tummy.

By the time Nick Arrojo shows up to work his magic on her hair, I’m feeling anxious right along with her. Will she allow him to cut her hair? Will she cry? How will it look? The answers are: Yes. No. And great! Carmindy does a wonderful job of giving her a clean, fresh, minimalist look that is easy to replicate and I can see the relief coursing through her body.

Her first outfit reveal to Stacy and Clinton is a very cute top and skirt with a boxy jacket and open-toed black polka-dot shoes. The next two outfits allow her to let her quirkiness show but in a very chic way. By the time she is ready to stride out and show off the “new” Mayim to family and friends, she’s rocking a beautiful pair of gold, strappy high heels and a yellow patterned dress that was making me do a search to see where I could find it.

All in all, Mayim learned: 1) to wear clothes that fit 2) being a mom doesn’t necessarily mean putting yourself in last place and 3) she can do quirky but in a chic way.

Total Haul:

$5,000.00 netted her clothes that can be combined to create over 30 outfits. 15 versatile tops at $58 each; 7 tasteful knee-length skirts; 9 pairs of shoes at a cost of $570 and the most expensive single item the unique green jacket at $275.00. Get Mayim's shopping list.

What did you think of her makeover? Leave a comment and discuss.


Vivian Llodra is an opinionated fashionista who believes in looking good - never mind comfort, especially when it comes to shoes. Her current dislikes include harem pants and leggings.
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