This week on the season finale of America's Worst Tattoos, we've got a scary sheep, a foul-mouthed grandma and a rather risque fairy.
Crystal has a skull-faced wind up sheep. She loves wind up toys? Okay. In any case, it looks nothing like a sheep, or a wind up toy or a skull. So Crystal head to Megan Massacre to get it covered up. "She got fleeced," says the voice over. Who write this stuff? Give him an award. She wants a tea cup, and roses because she's realized "you're not everyone's cup of tea." Good for you, Crystal.
Gabriel and his grandmother are "really really close." Sweet. She told him "everything ends and the sun will come out." He got a tattoo to commemorate her saying that, with clouds and a sun. But that is so not what he got. "When my grandmother saw the tattoo, she said 'what the f--k is that?'" Geez Gabriel's Grandma, lay off the language! Gabe goes to Dan to get a cover up tat done, to lift the grey skies from his arm.
Dr. Hot Dog, Ph.D., indeed!
Finally, meet Lisa. Lisa was living in Chile and thought she should get a tattoo to commemorate her time there. She ended up with a fairy with a big penis. She calls it "tinkerslut." It's Jeremy Swan to the rescue! He's going to keep the Chilean theme, but cover up the bizarre fairy image with a lovely bird design. Lisa loves it -- and the four beers she had while getting the tattoo done. "It's mommy's day off!" she says. Amen.
And with that, we conclude this season of America's Worst Tattoos. We hope you'll think twice before your first -- or next -- experiment with ink.