Vajiggle Jaggle and More: The "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" Dictionary

09/18/2012

How well do you know Honey Boo Boo Alana and her family? If you've been watching "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," chances are you've been introduced to some exotic new terminology. We've got a handy dictionary available to help you decode all the Thompson family talk.

Beautimus (adj): Synonym for beautiful, good looking Ex: "All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous." -- June

Vajiggle jaggle (n): Not what you might think! But it does refer to bodily girth that jiggles. Ex: "All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimus." -- June

Cookedness (adj): The quality of being cooked. Ex: "I thought the pig feet were kind of disgusting. I thought they would be some cookedness to it, but they was actually raw." -- June

Etiquettely (adv): To perform a task with manners. Ex: "No one can be proper and etiquettely all the time." -- June

Biscuit (n): A woman's sex organ. Ex: "It's called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit and it opens up." -- June

Redneckognize (v): An exclamation that positively recognizes the redneck qualities of a person or thing. Ex: "You better redneckognize!" -- Honey Boo Boo and family

Forklift foot (n): A foot that's been badly injured in a forklift incident. Ex: "C'mon, Mama. Show your forklift foot!" -- Honey Boo Boo and family

Smexy (adj): A more fun way of saying sexy, we think. Ex: "You got to wear this to bed tonight. That is smexy." -- June

Bam bam look (n): Walking barefoot. Ex: "Pumpkin likes the Bam Bam look." -- A convenience store clerk

Sketti (n): A meal consisting of pasta, ketchup and butter.

Door nut (v): We have no idea, truly. Ex: "Oh my door nuts!" -- Alana

Do you have any other favorite Honey Boo Boo-isms? Tell us in the comments!

--Julie Gerstein

Comments

[iphone 5 accessories]

what happened was so wrong on all levels

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Tattoo Machines

[brenda]

They need to take you off the air you are disgusting..

[countrygal2322]

I love the show but the show where they let her sit in the chair after she had sneezed was nasty made me sick to my stomach i would be pissed if they let my child sit there with snot coming out there nose. But the other shows was great

[Suzy]

My personal favorite is "neck crust".

[marie allen]

P.S. I agree that Alana is a little rough around the edges, but so what? She is still a child and I think with a little bit of gentle tutoring, she can become a very sweet young lady. My daughter has a new kitten and she has named her, yep, you guessed it, Alana!

[marie allen]

I think Alana is one of the most precious, most gifted children I've seen or heard in my life. Even when she sneezed, she had enough class to keep her hand on her mouth. Instead of coming to her help, those boorish camera people just let her sit there till she ran away crying. Shame on you! I love little Alana and I know that one day she will lose some of the baby fat and win Ultimate Grand Supreme in a pageant.

[sallie johnson]

I really dont like the comments that are puttin the family down cause they have a creative way of being a family, key word, "FAMILY", they arent fake and they put happiness into our home by sharing their life with us!

[Joe Schmoe]

Courtney I wish I could "Like" your comment. I agree with you. The only real problem I see is that the American public sees this show and thinks that's how all southerners act. That is not true. BUT they are hilarious.

[Kmarie]

This show is so sad. A little? girl who is way to street wise that she call gays poodles. Nothing cute about a 7 yr. old who is obnoxious & needs to be taught manners. But when you have a mother who burbs & farts on TV & thinks it is funny what can you expect. Considering all 4 girls have different fathers & to top it off now there is a baby granddaughter with no father in sight. May be reality to some folks but it is a sad commentary on normal family life.
Too Bad that TV has to exploit these people & others think it is "cute".

[Cassie]

This is soo disgusting. Talc you should be ashamed to advertise this show. I will no longer watch your channel. These are grossly obese and your just promoting kids to be obese. We are trying to make the youth more healthy. This is a world wide problem. So you air a show that promotes it?! Really! Hope you feel great about this decision. It's pathetic.

[Courtney]

O.K. I'll admit that this family isn't polished, educated or classy. They proudly display bodily functions, are overweight (the mother is obese), use poor grammar and profanity. I even agree that the children are raised to make poor food choices and that all of their health is at risk, which some consider to be child abuse.

However, I have been disappointed by all of the nasty, cruel and negative comments directed towards the family, especially Alana who is only 7 years old. Overall, I find the family to be very loving and supportive of one other. They have a great sense of humor and genuinely have fun being together. Not to mention the fact that they are accepting of others, don't take themselves too seriously, and don't place such a high value on material things or personal appearance. I actually consider several of the girls to be quite pretty.

Alana is a cute little girl, and even though I don't agree with pageants, I dislike how some have referred to her as an ugly, untalented child. She has far more personality and self confidence than most spoiled kids you see on T.V. these days, and she has a father who is present and involved in her life, which counts for a lot in this single-parent society we live in.

Although I do not share their socio-economic, regional
or educational background, I must admit I enjoy the show and have caught myself wishing I could hang out with them for an afternoon.

[Suzy]

Tis is a terrible show. The people sound illiterate, are disgusting, and need to lose some pounds. Who in their right mind would go dumpster diving? If anyone thinks this family is wonderful and want to watch it everyday, you need to visit a doctor, because something is wrong with your brain. This family's ultimately disgraceful and rude.

[joanie]

I'm glad to see that I wasn't the only one who thought the sneeze in the chair was awful..how could adults humiliate this little girl to the point where she tried to hide the sneeze with her hands, no one came to her rescue and she started to cry and ran off. Are you all so ratings/money hungry that you would do this to a child. She has feelings..what happened was so wrong on all levels.

[LJ]

Um...Alana is used to the limelight and has been caught crying on camera other times. This family lets every single bodily function be exposed on this show. I hardly think Honey Boo Boo is going to be scarred for life from being caught crying on TV over a little snot!

[Misty]

I LOVE this show. This family loves each other and show it. They enjoy spending time together. Whoever was on the other side of the camera when Alana sneezed and did not help her should be ashamed. It hurt my heart to see her upset and embarassed. I could watch this family all the time.

[Joan Elliott]

smexy = smokin'hot + sexy!!!! This show ABSOLUTELY makes me laugh out loud! Favorite saying so far: Alana saying "Kaitlyn took the biscuit express!" ROFL!

[Rebecca Gravley]

I love that show. I wish my family was more like them

[Kenzie]

Vaggigle Jaggle!!

[Eddie Mehnert]

please make these new thompsonisms
alana's
redneck guide to countray livin

rule#1 - always keep the biskit closed so it doesnt get stale.
rule#2 - you can't eat the biskit unless you buy the chicken first.
rule#3 - real country gurls know never to put buttermilk in their biskits...no one wants a cultured biskit.
rule#4 - don't butter your biskit till its ready to eat.

[Lillian]

Don't forget neck crust STOP.

[Spiderman Zentai Suits]

She dont have manners nor do any of them. I wouldnt be proud to be on a show with them. Take it off the air.

[Erica]

This show is just a trainwreck. I don't find it funny at all just makes me feel like im a normal person. I dont see how shes cute. She dont have manners nor do any of them. I wouldnt be proud to be on a show with them. Take it off the air.

[M Rodriguez]

TLC should be ashamed of this show, it is gross, it is a very bad sample for everybody, mainly for kids. They have no manners, they are disgusting.

Remember me in the 1950's when I just to go to watch an american movie in my country with spanish titles because I coudn't understand a word of what they were saying.
I hope TLC will take this show out very soon and get something better to watch.

[tazmom]

This show has taken it way toooo far..gross..in tonights episode one child pissed on the couch thru her pants..and i was just channel surfing..i would never watch this show