Vajiggle Jaggle and More: The "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" Dictionary
How well do you know Honey Boo Boo Alana and her family? If you've been watching "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," chances are you've been introduced to some exotic new terminology. We've got a handy dictionary available to help you decode all the Thompson family talk.
Beautimus (adj): Synonym for beautiful, good looking Ex: "All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous." -- June
Vajiggle jaggle (n): Not what you might think! But it does refer to bodily girth that jiggles. Ex: "All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimus." -- June
Cookedness (adj): The quality of being cooked. Ex: "I thought the pig feet were kind of disgusting. I thought they would be some cookedness to it, but they was actually raw." -- June
Etiquettely (adv): To perform a task with manners. Ex: "No one can be proper and etiquettely all the time." -- June
Biscuit (n): A woman's sex organ. Ex: "It's called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit and it opens up." -- June
Redneckognize (v): An exclamation that positively recognizes the redneck qualities of a person or thing. Ex: "You better redneckognize!" -- Honey Boo Boo and family
Forklift foot (n): A foot that's been badly injured in a forklift incident. Ex: "C'mon, Mama. Show your forklift foot!" -- Honey Boo Boo and family
Smexy (adj): A more fun way of saying sexy, we think. Ex: "You got to wear this to bed tonight. That is smexy." -- June
Bam bam look (n): Walking barefoot. Ex: "Pumpkin likes the Bam Bam look." -- A convenience store clerk
Sketti (n): A meal consisting of pasta, ketchup and butter.
Door nut (v): We have no idea, truly. Ex: "Oh my door nuts!" -- Alana
Do you have any other favorite Honey Boo Boo-isms? Tell us in the comments!