Vajiggle Jaggle and More: The "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" Dictionary


Fam_091412_mHow well do you know Honey Boo Boo Alana and her family? If you've been watching "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," chances are you've been introduced to some exotic new terminology. We've got a handy dictionary available to help you decode all the Thompson family talk.

Beautimus (adj): Synonym for beautiful, good looking Ex: "All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous." -- June

Vajiggle jaggle (n): Not what you might think! But it does refer to bodily girth that jiggles. Ex: "All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimus." -- June

Cookedness (adj): The quality of being cooked. Ex: "I thought the pig feet were kind of disgusting. I thought they would be some cookedness to it, but they was actually raw." -- June

Etiquettely (adv): To perform a task with manners. Ex: "No one can be proper and etiquettely all the time." -- June

Biscuit (n): A woman's sex organ. Ex: "It's called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit and it opens up." -- June

Redneckognize (v): An exclamation that positively recognizes the redneck qualities of a person or thing. Ex: "You better redneckognize!" -- Honey Boo Boo and family

Forklift foot (n): A foot that's been badly injured in a forklift incident. Ex: "C'mon, Mama. Show your forklift foot!" -- Honey Boo Boo and family

Smexy (adj): A more fun way of saying sexy, we think. Ex: "You got to wear this to bed tonight. That is smexy." -- June

Bam bam look (n): Walking barefoot. Ex: "Pumpkin likes the Bam Bam look." -- A convenience store clerk

Sketti (n): A meal consisting of pasta, ketchup and butter.

Door nut (v): We have no idea, truly. Ex: "Oh my door nuts!" -- Alana

Do you have any other favorite Honey Boo Boo-isms? Tell us in the comments!

--Julie Gerstein

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