Palin: Eagle or Ostrich?

October 03, 2008

There were many memorable moments from Thursday night's vice presidential debate. There was Sarah Palin's faux-folksy use of "doggone it," for instance (take it from me, genuine rural and small town folks have no fear of a bona fide "Godammit!") and her shocking lack of understanding of the crucial Baldeagle separation of powers in the three branches of U.S. government. Then there was her stridently ignorant position on global warming. Naturally, this one interested me the most.

Yes, she admitted the existence of global warming. But then she not only dismissed humanity's part in causing it but went one step further and dismissed the whole concept of bothering to know the cause of any bad thing (unless she can pin it on a Democrat, of course).

G_ostrichIn case you missed her coded message, I'll give you the translation: "I, Sarah Palin, oppose science and reason and prefer to shove my head in the sand and stare at dark specks of dogma." This general denial of reality popped up again in another of her bizarre assertions of the night: That it's not important to know the history that led to the current hornet's nest of U.S. crises (specifically, her repeatedly chiding Biden with "There you go Joe, looking back again. Tsk tsk tsk," whenever he pointed to the last almost eight years of grievous executive and legislative mismanagement).

Truth is, the causes of things like global warming are pretty well known. They are, however, totally inconsistent with Palin's world view and inconvenient for her special interests. So she just dismisses the causes. Then, pesto magico!: Someting without a cause is impossible to solve, so let's just continue doing nothing about it. Hurrah! Problem solved. Three cheers for Exxon, Mobile and Chevron! Drill baby drill!

It's all the same sort of fearful, selfish, asinine intellectual blindness practiced by our current President and look where he's gotten us. Rest assured, if Palin succeeds in getting anywhere near the White House we will be one giant step closer to becoming the first species on Earth with the capacity to foresee its own demise, but without the horse sense to do anything about it. Pig sense even. Heck, even a fly has enough sense to get out of the way of a swatter. Not Palin. Godammit!

Mature bald eagle spotted during the 1982 Midwinter Bald Eagle Survey. Photo by Wade Eakle, U.S. Army Corps of Engineers. 

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