Never Underestimate The Power Of Hot Dogs
By: Darren Cyrus
I'm honored to represent your choice for Master Control Takes Control on Friday, October 26 at 8pm. How It's Made is a great show, but I'd like to believe my passionate pitch, coupled with the imagery of, what I like to call, the Hot Dog Meat Fire Hose-Waterfall, struck a cord with you, the viewing public.
I was up against some of the biggest names in entertainment, armed with only animal parts, salt, and casings. In the end, this truth became apparent; Idiots get smacked and Wormholes collapse when placed next to the universe's most powerful force; Hot Dogs!
Treat yourself and bask in the glory of the #hotdogmeatfirehosewaterfall one more time!