Is This A Good Idea? Killer Robots Part II: Flesh-Eating Robo-Zombies?
July 27, 2009
Just when you were getting over the anxiety triggered by my recent blog on killer robots, along came a recent news story with an even more horrifying headline: “Upcoming Military Robot Could Feed on Dead Bodies.”
Unfortunately, Fox News the source of this startling scoop, has since taken down the original story, though a portion of it can be read here. But here’s the gist: Defense contractor Robotic Technology Inc. is developing something called the Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot, a battlefield machine powered by Cyclone Power Technologies' new high-efficiency steam-turbine engine. According to RTI’s Web site, EATR is designed to utilize a variety of fuels. If gasoline, kerosene or diesel isn’t available, the resourceful robot will be capable of autonomously foraging for and running on biomass—plant material—“and other organically-based energy sources” that it might find on the battlefield. Fox News took the latter to be a euphemism for a grisly fuel source. “Animal and human corpses contain plenty of energy, and they’d be plentiful in a war zone,” it helpfully added.
It wasn’t long, however, before the companies behind EATR — dismayed, no doubt, by the impression that they were creating robots that would dine on human flesh —walked back the story with one of the most bizarre press releases of all time. They assured us that EATR would consume material such as twigs, wood chips and grass clippings, rather than, say, brains and entrails.
“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone’s CEO. “We are focused on demonstrating that our engines can create usable, green power from plentiful, renewable plant matter. The commercial applications alone for this earth-friendly energy solution are enormous.”
(Props to Fast Company’s Cliff Kuang and Wired's Noah Shachtman for busting this one first.)
Well, that may reassure some of you queasy pacifists out there. But frankly, I’m a bit disappointed, because I think Fox News was onto something. I mean, if we are indeed irreversibly headed toward a future in which it’s OK for military robots to hunt and kill humans, why shouldn’t they eat them? Sure, the Geneva Conventions frown upon the desecration of dead bodies. But there’s nothing in them that explicitly bans robots from eating people alive, is there? If the Bush administration could find a way to conclude that waterboarding and sleep deprivation didn’t violate U.S. and international laws against torture, I don’t think it would be too difficult to find a loophole that allows mechanized cannibalism.
In my research on this subject, oddly, I haven’t yet come across any science fiction novels or movies that feature people-eating robots. But military researchers might turn to another cinematic source of inspiration: the hordes of flesh-craving zombies who attack in Night of the Living Dead and its four sequels by horror director George Romero. Sure, Romero’s cannibalistic ghouls are hideously slow and comically awkward—but notice that in the end, no matter how ferocious of a defense is mounted by the well-armed human protagonists in the films, the zombies always seem to emerge victorious. And imagine how much more effective zombies would be if they weren’t just broken-down, reanimated human corpses themselves, but carnivorous killing machines equipped with advanced robotics and artificial intelligence technology.
As far as feasibility goes, well, you may be surprised to learn that researchers in the U.K. already have developed the EcoBot II, a robot that lures and catches flies, and then consumes them to generate energy. As this 2004 New Scientist article explains,
The robot's energy source is the sugar in the polysaccharide called chitin that makes up a fly's exoskeleton. EcoBot II digests the flies in an array of eight microbial fuel cells (MFCs), which use bacteria from sewage to break down the sugars, releasing electrons that drive an electric current.
Granted, it’s easier for a robot to eat a bug than to gobble up a full-size human, but my guess is that carnivorous technology is ultimately scalable. French scientists actually have developed an artificial mouth that can chew food and mix it with saliva to release the same chemical compounds that stimulate our taste buds. (Here’s a paper on their work.) As the io9 blog points out, future generations of killer robots can now eat us and enjoy the flavor.
So what do you think? Are carnivorous robo-zombies the military weapon of the future? Or should we stick to our existing, albeit less appetizing, modes of mechanized mass slaughter? Express your opinion below.











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