Should Microsoft Dump Vista and Keep XP?

May 28, 2008

Microsoftvista_2 If you’re a Microsoft Windows PC user — and most of us still are, despite the Mac’s rising market share among high-end machines — you’re probably as irked as I am by those snarky Apple commercials that taunt us about the numerous shortcomings and imperfections of Windows Vista, the latest version of the Windows operating system. For example, here’s the “yoga” spot:

OK, we get it. The typical Mac user is totally into the business casual look and has the unflappably serene, slightly bemused countenance of a Zen master, while the rest of us are insufferable coat-and-tie-clad poindexters. That hurts a little, you know? But what really sticks in our craw is how the Mac world isn’t even bothering to conceal its obvious schadenfreude toward those of us who’ve switched over to Vista, and thus spend our days tormented by incessant Vista Permissions, searching for new drivers for our suddenly inaccessible old printers and scanners, and endlessly tweaking third-party software programs with which Vista doesn’t seem to want to play nice. And don’t even get us started about the ordeal of trying to upgrade an old computer to Vista. All this for something that, regardless of all those gadgets and graphics special effects, can’t help but coming off like a clunky knockoff of Mac OS X.  The venerable Christian Science Monitor has dubbed Vista “The New Coke of the PC Age ,” while Chicago Sun-Times technology columnist Andy Ihnatko opines:

At this stage, the best thing that you can say about Microsoft's attempt to transition its users to a new, next-generation operating system is that nobody was actually killed. Even so, it might be appropriate to have a bronze plaque installed where the first copy of Vista was sold, so that visiting dignitaries will have a place to lay ceremonial wreaths.

Nevertheless, we’re not about to surrender, march down to the local Apple store and hand our credit card to a shaggy-haired dude in skateboarding attire. Maybe we’re masochistically stubborn. Maybe we’re too cheap to shell out $1,000-plus for a Mac, when PCs go for considerably less. Maybe we actually believe Esquire magazine’s “Five Reasons Why PCs are Better Than Macs”. Maybe the thought of owning a white computer sort of creeps us out, the way that, say, spotting an albino possum in the moonlight would. Let’s just say we have our reasons.

That’s why a few firebrands in the PC-using community — notably, CNET News blogger Don Reisinger — are actually calling upon Microsoft to dump Vista. Others want the software giant to at least continue selling and supporting Vista’s seven-year-old predecessor, Windows XP, which is officially slated for oblivion on June 30, 2008. (A loophole allows PC manufacturers such as Dell to continue installing XP on machines until January 2009, as long as they buy a Vista license also.) The techie publication InfoWorld is sponsoring a Save XP petition, which so far has attracted an astonishing 202,557 signatories.

Digital de-evolution of this sort would have some advantages. To be sure, XP has problems of its own, but by now, most of us have gotten pretty good at tweaks and work-arounds. It also would give our old no-longer-obsolescent XP-capable PCs an indefinite lifespan, saving us the expense of hardware upgrades. On the downside, we’d have to accept a simpler, no-frills user experience — but if we wanted all those bells and whistles, we would have switched to the Mac OS by now anyway, wouldn’t we? We would have to give up the one truly clever Vista gadget. But hey, we’ve managed to get along without Clippy just fine, too.

So what’s your opinion? Feel free to join in the debate below.


Patrick J. Kiger has written for print publications ranging from GQ to the Los Angeles Times Magazine, and is the co-author of two books, Poplorica: A popular history of the fads, mavericks, inventions and lore that shaped modern America," and Oops: 20 life lessons from the fiascoes that shaped America. For more of his work, check out his web site, www.patrickjkiger.com.
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