Top 10 Weirdest Pet Names

03/28/2012

Beetle Juice Monster Pants, Sit!  Beetle Juice Monster Pants, Shake!

In an effort to pay homage to those that take pride in their pets’ unconventional names, Banfield Pet Hospital, the world's largest veterinary practice,  pulls from its patient database of over 780 hospitals to identify the oddest mutt monikers and this year's crop certainly did not disappoint.

The resulting list turns out to be a mix of puns, nods to feigned royal lineage, and lots of vague references to various foodstuffs. 

What do you suppose Beetle Juice Monster Pants did to deserve that name? Poor guy - I can just imagine the taunts at the dog park.

Top 10 Wierdest Pet Names of 2011 According to Banfield Pet Hospital:

1. Fatty Mcbutterpants
2. Sir Goose Slobberalot
3. Beetle Juice Monster Pants
4. Chairman Meow
5. Honey’s Lil Midnight Moonshine
6. Lord Godrick Von Mousenberg
7. Emperor Chewy Teddybear
8. Cookie Fudge Rainbow
9. Baron Von Doodle
10. Alyssa Butter Scooch 

Are there any super weird pet names that aren't on this list? Share your oddball names in the comments below!

Comments

[Eva]

I know cats named Laptop and iPod.

[Michael J Swiney]

My Siberian Husky (died about 5 years ago)
Keanu Illionovich Rasputian Kubecheski R Lord

[rob]

my dogs rick rolled

[Angie Toups]

Panic!NXS (in excess) He's a registered Harlequin Great Dane and the name suits him perfectly and from the feedback we've gotten; it's unique.

[Roxann Beletti]

I have a cat who's name is Stinkerbutt. When he was a kitten he would ride on my shoulder with his backside towards my face-His name is Black Sabbath (Blk Cat) but he rode too many times on my shoulder and I just keep calling him that name,so it stuck!

[StaraRune]

Jazzy Jinkle Doo
Happy Jack Schmoozer
Sangha Mangha Changha
Princess Gutraman Ensamble
Sophie Sofa Bean
Tucker Goose (Tuck Tuck Goose)
Honey Bunches of Oats

[Insulted]

My family and I have allways been a fans of animal planet.but if this is what you want my kids to see I will make sure we stop watchin it and I will tell everyone I know to stop and I will make they no why.im sure this was a very silly and imature attemp to make a racist subleminal statment or gesture.but ok I can tell who's the fruit cake here and trust me its not the dog! really? Nowa dayz they have medication for the mental issues you are suffering with( physchotic).right? Well Obama won the election and this is gona hurt again but he will win again.and we all or going to make sure of it!

[rikki]

My uncle named his chihuahua dammit :)

"come're dammit!"

"stop barking dammit!"

"come get dinner dammit"

[Jenny]

I named a foster pug of mine Sir Gordon Corn-Chip Fishy-Butt the 3rd.

[Lia De Winter]

This amazing dog i like.

[mary]

My niece's favorite character of all tiem is Yoda form star wars, so that's what she named her greater swiss mountain dog...

[Amy]

:D my cat's name is Sir Fuzz n Stuff

[Jerrick]

My cat's name is Stinkerton McDaniels :)

[Lizzy]

I have a kitten named Fernando Ricardo Julio the third :3

[QT]

Not so strange, but my dog's full name was Josephine McSnifferson

[Carol]

I have a cat named Simoora-Rosmarina :) she is very cute

[Whatever]

@Insulted,

In reference to your post about being insulted that there is a picture of a dog in a wig on this blog, please lighten up. When I saw the picture I never thought for a second that it has anything to do with racial connotations - nothing even remotely close came to mind. I'm sure 99% of everyone reading didn't even think along those lines.

[Reference Original Post:]
My family and I have allways been a fans of animal planet.but if this is what you want my kids to see I will make sure we stop watchin it and I will tell everyone I know to stop and I will make they no why.im sure this was a very silly and imature attemp to make a racist subleminal statment or gesture.but ok I can tell who's the fruit cake here and trust me its not the dog! really? Nowa dayz they have medication for the mental issues you are suffering with( physchotic).right? Well Obama won the election and this is gona hurt again but he will win again.and we all or going to make sure of it!

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[tfa]

My Basset is named Bananafish.

[Laura]

Kiki Pastorius - our cat

[flugerruger]

i have a black cat named Tater tot. We call him tate, tate mctot for short.

[Jo]

When I was a kid I had a cat that I named Hubert Humphrey. On my first date with my husband we compared our childhoods and he told me that he also had a cat named Hubert Humphrey. We instantly bonded because how many kids are nutty enough to name their pets Hubert Humphrey?

[AMC1984]

I named my cat, Monster, when I rescued him from the pound nearly 7 years ago when he was 5 years old. He had (and still has) a scar on the top of his head, he was missing a whole bunch of teeth, and he had a limp.

He's the sweetest gray tabby that ever was :-)

... Oh, and I nicknamed my brother's dog (given name, Kirby, after Jack Kirby), Sausage McNugget, because he has grown quite rotund.

[AMC1984]

Oh, I almost forgot! A couple years ago my ex adopted a basset hound and I named him, Stephen P. Columbo :-p

[Marion]

I had a cat years ago named
Pooper-Do.

[Teresa]

Back when there were such things as "mutts", we lived across the street from one and her name was Gidget. So when we got a basset hound, of course his name was... Moondoggie :) and it had to be pronounced Moooooooooondoggie