Mobster Squirrel Muscling in on Vermont Neighborhood?
March 24, 2011
Kevin McDonald was roughed up while shoveling snow.
An unnamed woman was treated at a hospital after she was attacked.
No one can confirm if these are the activities of a single gray squirrel gone rogue or the precursor of an all-out animal revolution against mankind.
Vermont Public Health Veterinarian Robert Johnson believes that the fluffy-tailed rodent fears no human, and warns that he just may “go ballistic” when he confronts people he does not know.
Pet owners may want to turn a quizzical eye toward their domesticated creatures for clues, but please do not arouse suspicion, as the extent of the phenomenon is not yet fully known.
Meanwhile, just go about your day-to-day business and keep an eye on your favorite news outlets for further information.
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