Top Five Problems with This Video:
1. It's too short.
2. The guinea pig is too cute for words, possibly leading to permanent cuteness brain damage.
3. Guinea pig language is too fast for humans to decipher on first pass, requiring multiple viewings.
4. The guinea pig chorus is a bit... frightening, perhaps?
5. Timothy hay? What's that? C'mon!!
"You can't see it, it's electric! You gotta feel it, it's electric!"
It's taken about 30 years, but the popular dance from the 70s has finally made its way to the jungle community in Central and South America. (Those southerners, always so behind the times!) This colorful disco king is called a "manakin," a type of passerine (perching) bird common to that area of the world. His slick moves are part of an elaborate mating dance that is carefully choreographed to attract females of that particular manakin species - or 70s disco queens into astrology, David Cassidy and chunky platform shoes.
"You gotta know it, it's electric! Boogie woogie, woogie!"
