Ferret Stealing Wireless Mouse

Been caught stealing a mouse that wasn't alive
I enjoy stealing, even mechanical rats
Well it's just a simple fact
When I want mouses I don't wanna risk gettin' bit

Well I drag them across the floor
Drag them across the floor
Then under the couch, and they're mine
Mine all mine!

My mom, she's got no clue
She'll go and try to work, then get up and blurt
"Where can my mouse be?"
And she said it just like that
But when I want mouses I don't wanna risk gettin' bit

Well I drag them across the floor
Drag them across the floor
Then under the couch, and they're mine
Mine all mine!

- Ferret's Addiction